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race postponed till august 24th 2010. Still trying to figure out whats going on with that. Hopefuly we can find time to race but if not see everyone next year.

Kevin
July 21,2010

Race to the Dome! success.. Thanks to everyone who participated, ie: racers, volunteers, ground support (especially al green, aka canoeler) , joe wilson, and the City of Jefferson for putting on such an awesome event. The food was great, thanks old brick house deli for supporting events like this...what a turn out. It's starting to look like Jefferson City is coming around, finally! We have been needing an event like this for a long time! Now all we need to do is get a hold of the mayor and get the tour of Missouri back....i mean...its only the United States second largest professional cycling event and one of the top stage races outside europe!!! Can't wait for the Mo 340, I bet i'm not the only one.

Kevin Schwartz, aquaholic team member
July 4,2010
home

If I ever see my oldest son again, I will give him my flash drive with pics by Jody of the GAS60. As the official starter for next year\'s GAS60, due to the size of the ramp and limited get down to the water access, I advocate a shot-gun start. Ervyone starts at 0800 except for West Hansen. He goes at 0830. By the way, the Texas beer West fetched along was AWESOME! Thanks for the best steaks outside of Ruth Chris & Tucker\'s, Tim.

Canoeler1
June 3,2010
high atop the jefferson building

This was a wonderful race to start the season off with! I thought that the fast and unpredictable current was a blast! ........ I have no idea what my overall placement was or my time. Will you be posting this? Thanks, Traci

Traci Lynn Martin
May 26,2010
Lee's Summit, Missouri

Just wanted to let everyone know i really enjoyed cooking for you all.I never had so many compliments at one time in my life, and to the lady who asked" did I had a tip jar?"and then gave me a dollar. You just made my whole summer worth-while. Can't wait tell next year.Remember "APPITITE UP!!!"

timjay duncan
May 24,2010
matts neighbor

Great Race !! I loved the fast water.

Colin Doggett
May 24,2010
STL, MO

GREAT race everyone!!! It was a HOOT & the weather, river level & participation all cooperated. Will there be results posted soon? di

Diane M. McHenry
May 23,2010
Ironton, MO

Safety and Good Luck to you all, See you at Pointers Creek!

Alicia
May 22,2010
St Louis

Hymn #365 This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down.. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile, life is too short not to! See you at the river

canoeler1
May 21,2010
Jeff City

FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED: THERE ARE 4 MOTELS AT EH HWY 28/DIXON EXIT OFF I-44. THAT IS ABOUT 9 MILES OR SO DOWN 28 TO JEROME-OR ABOUT 5 IF YOU TAKE 44 AND GET OF AT J. THERE IS A GROCERY STORE IN DIXON & VIENNA AND SEVERAL GAS STATIONS LIKE CASEY'S AND BREAK TIME ALONG THE ROUTE ALSO (NOT NECESSARILY THOSE NAMES THOUGH) THE GW GROCERY IN VIENNA HAS BBQ ALMOST AS GOOD AS BROTHER TOM'S IN SOUTH ST. LOUIS, AND FOR SURE AS GOOD AS THE HICK'RY LOG IN DEXTER.

canoeler1
May 17,2010
The Tebbetesian Hills of Callaway

The river was a little up yesterday, a little on the dingy side. The weather was a little on the dampish side. Next Saturday is is predictacated that it will be in the mid to hi 80's & SUNNY! Make sure you racer guys and gals have plenty of SUNSCREEN and HYDRATION LIQUID on your craft. The Canoeler Ground Support willl be available once again for emergency medical attention, coffee, and Kathy's Famous River Hash ( a racing staple of theaquaholics.netvteam) PADDLE LIKE A MARSUPIAL!

canoeler1
May 17,2010
High atop a bldg in downtown JC

HOPE YOU LIKE MY COOKING.MATTY MADE ME THE OFFICIAL COOK FOR THE END OF THE RACE (5-22) APPETITE UP

TIM JAY DUNCAN
April 30,2010
JC-MO

Wiles went on a rampage again and is back in prison. He will no longer be able to race.

Verde
April 30,2010

Thanks Laura! Actually that would be really cool if you could do that. All the racers like when people take pictures because we cant take pictures for obvious reasons. I will keep you posted with info, thanks for checking the page out.

Kevin Schwartz
March 29,2010
Mo

I would love to help you lads out with Photography for your race in May.

Laura Thayer
March 25,2010
Springhell MO

So were going to let Brandon Wiles race? I didn't think that guy was out of prison yet.

Kevin " the devastator" Schwartz
March 23,2010
mo

Great website upgrade guys...I dig the hats.

Joseph Ringling
March 2,2010
Chesterfield, MO

awesome artwork, we are the chinese people, no offense.

jim c
March 1,2010
roaring fork valley, basalt, co

Paddling the moreau was awesome.

Kevin Schwartz
February 17,2010

If you want to help out the most badass girl in the world, help by checking out her fundraising page. 1st place womens solo finish in the 2009 Missouri River 340. http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=13628983&pg=personal&fr_id=17840 Shes a really good friend of mine and needs all the help she can get! Gig the frog Mel!

Kevin Schwartz
January 27,2010
Springfield, Mo

He drives like he races. Wreckless and fast.

Kevin Schwartz
January 21,2010
Springfield, Mo

ya need your help brother... TWS here i come

jimc
January 8,2010
basalt, co

Any word on the Gasconade race?

Al Green
December 27,2009
Tebbetts

the guy with the red car needs to learn to drive, freakin idiot

annoyamos
December 3,2009
Vail, CO

tis climbing season is upon us, no action for aquaholics

JimC
October 5,2009
Aspen, CO

Kaw-lloween classic so soon! Hopefully one of us will be able to make an appearence this year. SPREAD THE WORD!!! The Gasconade 100 is in the making and nearly set in stone! We are currently taking all the suggestions we can get to help organize this awesome event. Check out www.rivermiles.com under showdowns and throwdowns for the current information. When all the dents and kinks are gone we will have a date set and a race underway. Tell all your friends, family, and random strangers. Everyone is invited to suffer with us!

Kevin Schwartz
September 8,2009
Springfield Mo

Hey Kevin and Jim, Awesome job this weekend!! It was really good to meet you. As soon as my sister sends the helicopter pictures I'll send them to you...hopefully they turn out ok. Later, Melanie

Melanie Hof
August 30,2009
St. Louis, MO

The 2009 Race for the Rivers was a blast. Jimmy and I raced a tandem touring canoe and ended up doing pretty well. Everyone who participated had a great time which set an awesome vibe throughout the festival. Check out the link! http://www.racefortherivers.org/

Kevin Schwartz
August 30,2009
jefferson city, mo

I would like to take a minute of your time to really thank everyone who supported us on the endeaver. WE COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. Especially our amazing ground crew. it really means alot to see smiling faces and a bag of food ready at all those checkpoints. AL Green is the MAN. Keep on pushing us Al. We are gonna do the race again next year, maybe a six man. Tryouts are available just come climb with us sometime. We are going to need just as much help next year. We are in the market for a super fast racer. so if you know of one let us know. Oh yea and thanks to all who come and check out the website, means alot to have built this awesome network of amazing people! Much love... Jim C

Jim Cowley
August 23,2009
Jefferson City, MO

I can build you a New super fast solo unlimited made of carbon kevlar carbon for 1300.00. weightis 21 lbs. carbon -zylon(balistic material)-carbon for 1400.00. My solo boats are the fastest solo boats on the water. a little more stable than a huki surf ski, a little less than an spencer extreme. I will add an extra layer of kevlar free if you want. it will bring the weight to 24 lbs. 361-573-5280 or cell at 361-649-7391

ken startz
August 19,2009
Victoria texas

trade some aqua for a super burrito

jimc
August 14,2009

Congrats on the great finish in the MR340! You guys were awsome. Gimme some of that aqua.

Los Humungos Paddleos
August 12,2009
Xtapaluca, MX

Congratulations!! You guys did a wonderful job. If I can read the spreadsheet right, you took 1st in your division and 7th overall. Way to go. We couldn't be prouder of all of you. Are you going to do it again in 2010?

Erica Duncan
August 6,2009
Jefferson City, MO

Good luck Matt and friends! You guys looked really together on your interview. Celena and I are rooting for you!

Tim Schmolzi
August 1,2009
Jefferson City, MO

kudo's to these guy's. they got more heart between them than any other 2 teams out there and they deserve all the support we can give them.

timjay duncan
August 1,2009
jc mo.

Can't wait till Tuesday, getting pretty excited. Thanks to Mark Slavit for giving the race and racers some news coverage here's a link to the online video if anyone wants to watch it. http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/content.aspx?id=84989

Jennifer Doebelin
July 31,2009
Fulton, MO

The Moreau river paddle last week was awesome. Can't wait to take the boat out again.

Kevin Schwartz
May 12,2009
Springfield Mo

OK--SO LETS SEE THOSE DONATIONS! THESE GUYS ARE FREAKIN' SERIOUS ABOUT THIS AND IF YOU ARE A CORPORATE TYPE YOU CAN BUY SPACE ON THE BOAT, THE TRUCK, THE TRAILER AND ON THE TEE SHIRTS IF ANYONE EVER GETS A DESIGN MADE FOR US BERKLE!

CANOELER1
April 9,2009
etherland

My older brother would stop paddleing as soon as we got to the first check point and and cooler of cold beer told him to paddle no farther, for the real prize was there with him..

Kevin Schwartz
March 11,2009
springfield

There will soon be a PayPal link for crass commercialism. There will soon be info concerning the May 23 burn from Bagnel Dam to JC. There will sooon be links to other wonderful web sites. Like: http://rivermiles.com/mr340/ or: http://www.myspace.com/jazziznotded

canoeler1
March 11,2009
wherever a cop is beatin' up a guy....

If you all need a Schwartz who can really paddle, you better call up the older brother!!!!!!

Doug Schwartz
March 7,2009
JC

You should consider opening a Pay Pal account, its free, so anyone that has an account with Pay Pal can donate directly without having to send a check or money. Or send the money for the wild T shirts you are going to make and get the T later on. Just a thought. TomKat

TomKat Kirchner
March 5,2009
Lohman MO

Glad to see we have a site up and running. Thanks Al, you did a great job. We are all super impressed at the positive attitude and help everyone have given so far. Hopefully we give the other racers a run for there money! St. Charles, here we come!!

Kevin Schwartz
March 5,2009
Springfield, Mo

Looking forward to a neat time for you all -- I hope I can be a part of the "chase" car with Al -- man, could that ever spell trouble! By the way - if boats and boaters are needed for spotters, etc - I will volunteer. But, I am sure the Coast Guard and Water Patrol have a good handle on it. Matt, find out if they do need spotters, helpers, or what ever with boats -- would love to hlep -- and cheer -- and partake in cheer -- and Be the cheer -- or chee the beer!!! Anyway! Proud of you Matt! Tim

Tim Gould
March 4,2009
Cape Garagedoor - MO

Get ready for race AUG 4 8:00am KC

Matt Green
March 4,2009
JC MO